me: hi
ca va?
willard: oui, assez
a bit preoccupied, but alright, you?
me: I am fine.
Lucia's attack seems to be doing me no damage
willard: oh
it's good publicity
it's a comedy
at least Lucia recognized that it can't be serious
me: well, it is not unserious; we cannot forgive Mosher
he can't just say we are best friends now
willard: i'm trying to understand what weapon you have in this war
what's your offensive skill?
how do you score goals?
me: are you saying I am failing? Or are you saying I am succeeding but you don't understand how?
willard: no, i'm wondering about your style
i can't say if you are failing or not
me: heh
I don't know
saying fuck eleven times doubles your traffic. I learned that
willard: lol
yes
me: Perhaps I should say it twentytwo times and see if it quadruples
willard: no, it won't
me: it was a joke
willard: i know
me: this is not a performance I intend to repeat
call it performance art, though
not comedy
willard: well, it's opposed to a tragedy
me: My chief weapon, my chief strength, is also my chief weakness
I am a cultural chameleon
Canadian when it suits me, Texan when it doesn't
I am never an authentic anything
but I am an almost-authentic many things
willard: Colbert is not authentic
that's not the point
me: So the whole point is that you never know what angle I will take on a piece
willard: oh, sure i do
me: What I do is to shift point of view
willard: predictably
me: I think that is my strength and my weakness
perhaps predictably; but still fairly effectively
What I do well is to do lots of things almost well, I think.
It's the totality that is interesting
willard: you're too open to be mean
but you seem to aspire at politeness
me: Yes, there is a tension
I want to respect people and include as many as possible in the conversation
willard: yes, well
me: but then I hit a limit and the response is excessive
You know, drawing the line is the whole problem
willard: there is no such thing as a line
me: No, it's about arrogant ignorance
I can take arrogance
I can take ignorance
but there is a sharp cutoff somewhere in the multiplicative product of the two
willard: that's not something you can know beforehand
me: Indeed that is the problem
it is very difficult to draw the line in advance
willard: the problem lies in thinking there is a problem there
me: No, here I totally disagree
willard: everyone keeps telling you that you're wrong about that
me: Who besides you?
willard: IF you want to talk to people
Keith
Lucia
Steven
Tom Y
John F
me: Well, Lucia is not interesting
willard: everyone except the Rat pack
that's the point, Dr. Doom
me: So you are claiming the Kloorists' complaint about me is what, now?
willard: whatever you may think of those who say that you are divisive, they still might have a point
you are divisive
Lucia and Steve, no good
Mosher, no good
you might have a point
me: well, they are forces of evil
willard: yes, i know
but here's the thing
you are lazy
you should concentrate in identifying what's evil-doing
describe
explain
show us the evil in evil-doers
tell us their tricks
saying that Moshpit is evil is a dud
it nullifies everything you might claim about his behavior
besides
what you think of Moshpit is of no public relevance
you are in a public debate
and you are castigating your opponents
this is stupid, to say it bluntly
you are dividing those who agree from those who don't
me: It is a problem
willard: if what you want to do is to talk to the friends of Moshpit, that's not the way to do it
me: Some division is necessary
Else you end up with Watts
willard: it's a good example
i never talk about Watts
nor Romm
they're uninteresting
me: yes
I aspire to be interesting
willard: it's not a good way to talk to nerds
you know that
you do not like how i'm talking to you
right now
you are gentle
you should aspire to be like Bart V
perhaps with more shoulders
so that you can hit square and fair
but stop the high-sticking
please
me: Interesting
I can simulate many types
But Bart cannot be simulated
willard: no
me: You are right
he is an ideal of a sort
but I don't know that I should aspire to it
willard: you're funnier than Bart
liberals have no choice but to be funnier than conservatives
charitable irony
you are charitable
i think that's you're weapon
so being uncharitable undoes you
we all know that Moshpit is insincere
there is nothing one can do against him speaking
it's the internet
he plays home
he's the freedom guy
there's no use to whine about that fact
what we can do is to underline the stupid tricks he keeps repeating
me: I am not charitable; I am empathetic
willard: well, empathy is no use without charity
me: by not having a home culture, I am forced to be able to identify with many cultures
willard: if you're to keep fighting
you need to find love here
me: love is not just coddling
we are moving from an easy time to a hard time
discipline is needed
I can say, I see why you are acting that way, AND you must look at it this other way, and you must stop.
willard: yes, but you immediatly sound fatherly
and i think Moshpit won't get anything out of it
me: He seemed dazed for a day or so and then came back without any noticeable reaction
willard: you're out of his loop
he's a man on a mission
he will dodge, act saintly and that's that
me: and his mission is wtf again?
willard: lower taxes
me: !
willard: he owes it to future generations
me: you know once almost everybody is dead and the rest of us are brawling over rat flesh with rusty steel rods, taxes will be much lower
willard: yes, i heard they're cheap in sierra leone